The other day at Starbucks...

it got very loud..

Dinosaurs!!

Earlier this month we went to the L.A. county fair.

It was here we found this awesome exhibit. Jurassic World! ROOOOAAAAAR!

It was like you could walk right up and pet them.

This guy here is called the half-mouth. He's a herbivore.

And now we have another theory of what really happen to these giant beasts.

ROAR!

Fish Hooks!

Check out my first episode of Fish Hooks! It's called "Dores Flores Gorgeous" and it premiers this Friday at 9 pm on the Disney Channel. It stars Emilio Estevez, Judd Nelson, and Molly Ringwald...

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Congrats goes to the real life super villain, Billy Mitchell. Not only does he still have awesome hair, but he has also reclaimed the Donkey Kong high score.

The most unhappy family in the world

just so happened to be spending their 4th of July at the Montrose car show not enjoying themselves. I ran into this lovely family when my friend Noah was trying to take his son on a kiddie car ride. The angry mother cut in front of him and threw her angry daughter into the ride.

She sat as the ride shook around in silence not cracking a smile once. Her angry parents stared off into space.

Later they had dissatisfying barbeque...

They finished the holiday off watching fireworks

wishing they were better.

The only reason I knew about the rest of their day is because I followed them home.

Just the other day...

Don't worry... She pedaled off happy and green.

The Cookie Story

So in honor of mother's day I decided to share a story that I've told a million times. My mom loves sharing it too. Definitely one of my prouder moments...

I was a pudgy two year old who loved his cookies.

After my sixth or seventh cookie, my mom decided I had enough.

So she put the cookies into the refrigerator...

Which was one of the best places to hide food from me -

because I was too little to open it.

It looked like I was doomed to a boring cookieless afternoon -

When I saw my window of opportunity.

My mom had fallen asleep!

Then I noticed the mailman dropping off mail! I only had seconds to react.

Quickly I grabbed the mailman by the hand, and waddled him into the kitchen to retrieve my cookies.

My mom awoke to witness my cookie victory and a slightly embarrassed mailman standing in our living room. Happy Mother's Day!