so a few weeks ago i went to the la county fair. it was a lot of fun... a ton of stuff. we ended up walking into a expo building where there were a bunch of things to buy and look at.

I was about 3 or 4 years old. Like any normal toddler, I enjoyed the occasional juice and american cheese slice as a pre bedtime snack.
To keep things tidy, I decided to stuff my 4th piece of half eaten cheese into the side of my water bed.
As I drifted off to slumber, the ants invaded ruining my bed picnic.
I ran in and told mom who was less than sympathetic.