Saturday, November 28, 2009

I suck at Super Mario.


I bought the new Super Mario Brothers game last week and all I do is die. Thank everything that is holy that there are no things to jump over in the toad houses or else I'd die there too.

I remember being a seven year old kid playing the old Mario games. Back then blazing through six or seven levels was just another day at the office. Now-a-days you'll find me with a critically wounded Mario at the bottom of a pit some where in level one. I stink!

If the citizen's of Mushroom Kingdom only had me to rely on they would be in major trouble. The Toads would be placed into involuntary labor camps, while the Princess would be forced to marry that jerk off Bowser.

Oh well... Guess I'll practice my jumping.

6 comments:

Arron said...

Haha, awesome. Would love to see some brain matter on the ground but that's just me :)

jojo said...

i suck too. let's be friends!!

Daron said...

hahaha, could you please dress up as Mario next halloween?

Snack Master said...
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Snack Master said...

Yes. In some video game realm, every time you lose, the dimension of that particular game splits off... The mushroom folk are persecuted unjustly and tortured incessantly, for hours and hours on end. Its one of the greatest sorrows of our lifetime.

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